It's my Birthday today!posted Mar 16th 2010, 5:43PM
Mood:
Hey there joy boys and gal pals! Today is my birthday!
I know that you probably all want to give me presents, so I'll put up a list of what I would like:
1. A sweetbolt to share a loving, open and honest relationship with
2. A new pair of cool running shoes to help me ZAP TO THE EXTREME with lightning speed!
3. A bottle of fanta
I'm having a party at the CWCville town hall tonight, too! Since without me, CWCville wouldn't exist! See you all there and may the godjesus keep you safe!
Now now, Lampshade! It's not for you to know what the godjesus thinks! He only speaks to his chosen people, the Christians, or in this case my dad. That's what Christian means. The power of the godjesus will always be on our side.
I knew there was something strange about you! Go back to hell! I command you to go back to hell by the power of the godjesus! And take... TAKE YOUR PICKLES WITH YOU!
The man in the pickle suit showed up and stole her from me, Vaelarsa. I've been searching for her ever since (Or another eligible sweetheart), all over the internet. My search has led me here. I won't ever stop in my love quest, not because of some.... some man in a pickle suit!
I see that you are female and that you have a fiance! I would just like to let you know that even though you can't be with me because you are not boyfriend-free, you can still be my true and honest gal pal. I would also like to let you know that I respect you as a woman.
Nope, I'm my father's original creation, the electric hedgehog pokemon! You see, when I was in a random city as a lost pikachu, I was hit by sonic's crazy powers, transforming me into something that is neither hedgehog nor pokemon. So I gave myself the name Sonichu and went off in search of a sweetheart, and now, here I am. It looks like people are calling you Asuka. Is that your name?
-takes your hand-
I'm pleased to make your acquaintance, Asuka, and I look forward to many long-lived interactions with you as my new gal-pal and possible future sweetheart!
Mary-Lee Walsh is this big evil lady that tore down my dad's boyfriend-free-girl sign, making sure he'd never be able to complete his love quest. She's a bad person, Asuka. But don't worry, I'll protect you from her!
No, Hideto Love. I'm afraid that she cannot be black. If the good lord godjesus made all electric hedgehog pokemon black, we'd all run around with guns and do bad things like Blake chu. I cannot have a darkie as a sweetheart.
But what about you, Hideto Love!? Your page is very pink! Is it possible that you're that one, true sweetheart I've been seeking all my life? If not, I'll let you still be my gal-pal!
._________. Well... I dated a black guy in high-school so I'm pretty sure some of it rubbed off on me =\ So I can't be your true original sweetheart that you build from the ground up.
also you smell like jizz and orange soda so I can't be your gal pal.
j-just what are you saying!? GET OUT OF HERE, DARKIE! I BET YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE NASTY TROLLS! GO EAT A PICKLE! YOU'LL NEVER BE MY SWEETHEART, NOT EVEN MY GAL PAL!
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